Vastwood Hydra [Magic 2014] Zombie Scout "I want a banana *this*

"I want a banana *this* big

Machina Citadel leads the charge with a massive 3000 ATK and a Quick Effect that can decimate your opponent's monsters by turning a Machine you control into an explosion of shrapnel

Set: Duelist Saga Card type: Fusion/Effect Monster Rarity: Ultra Rare Attack: 0 Defense: 0 "Cyber Dragon" + 1 or more Machine-Type monsters Cannot be used as a Fusion Material

and the shape of that unfortunate birthmark on your backside

Vastwood Hydra [Magic 2014] Zombie Scout "I want a banana *this*Set: Magic 2014 Type: Creature Hydra Rarity: Rare Cost: {X}{G}{G} Vastwood Hydra enters the battlefield with X +1 +1 counters on it. When Vastwood Hydra dies, you may distribute a number of +1 +1 counters equal to the number of +1 +1 counters on Vastwood Hydra among any number of creatures you control.