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Introducing a Fourth of July outfit to rule all Fourth of July outfits

The very thought of a disembodied turkey neck and various internal bird parts mushed into a biohazard bag and STUFFED BACK INSIDE ITS OWN BODY CAVITY juuuuuust in case somebody wants to drag it back out and make some organ sauce for their annual turkey bender is enough to make this meat lover go heavy on the veggies this year

you’ll look like you wear the pants in the relationship and smell like 1000 roses when you throw on this black and gold jumpsuit

you may still consume soy

The Super Shroom | Neon Mushrooms Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear algoliaCollectionLimitChristmas Introducing a Fourth of JulyShower Thought #59: I wonder if theyre called magic mushrooms because eating them is the only way to make watching a magician entertaining.