The Red Ryder | Knit Print Christmas Suit Just Dropped Wear 'em on a boat

Wear 'em on a boat

it smells of roses and Grandmas living room

you play hot dog or hot dong with this men's swim brief

As you stare longingly at this green and red tartan print suit pants

The Red Ryder | Knit Print Christmas Suit Just Dropped Wear 'em on a boatIf you aren't roasting your nuts on an open fire and enjoying a scotch filled holiday, this Christmas sweater suit is not for you. This Christmas suit is made only for manly men who sport a voice that makes a wolverine purr. It's a red sweater suit so fine, it'll make Sinatra look like a hobo. Ron Burgundy couldn't have said it better, but we can't name this suit the Ron Burgundy for copyright reasons. We're going with the Red Ryder, so stay classy,