Drink Up Pussies - Long Sleeve T-Shirt illinois " followed by horizontal stripes

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Distressed white Star of Life symbol with a Rod of Asclepius at center sits between two arched lines of weathered white collegiate block text reading "DO NOT" above and "RESUSCITATE" below

" A cartoon leprechaun face with an orange bushy beard and a green top hat bearing a white shamrock grins between the text lines

A vintage cartoon king wearing a crown and holding a bowling ball stands against a large black "K

Drink Up Pussies - Long Sleeve T-Shirt illinois " followed by horizontal stripesTwo cats with the judgmental stare of Victorian librarians got conscripted into the most juvenile bar joke ever printed on cotton. They didn't ask for this life, but honestly their faces sell the bit better than the words do. The Details: Bold distressed white uppercase text reads "DRINK UP" in an arched layout. Two white cat faces rendered in detailed crosshatched linework sit side by side, with prominent whiskers, alert ears, and wide staring eyes.