Jack Burton 2028 - Unisex T-Shirt mexican Nothing says hero ship like

Nothing says hero ship like a Winnebago with outstanding debt to Pizza the Hutt

flippers outstretched

Arched golden-tan western text reads "IT AIN'T DYIN'" and "I'M TALKIN' ABOUT" curving above a distressed duotone portrait

or just appreciate an era where law enforcement was handled with a radio call and a steady hand

Jack Burton 2028 - Unisex T-Shirt mexican Nothing says hero ship likeRunning for office without a platform or any awareness that Wang Chi did all the heavy lifting is peak Burton energy. Everybody relax, the Pork Chop Express is on the ballot. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Curved white serif text reads "VOTE JACK BURTON" along the top of a circular badge outlined in red and white rings. A halftone blue portrait of Jack Burton fills the center, flanked by red text reading "2028" on a ribbon