Portland Phenoms - Maine - Vintage Defunct Baseball Teams - Unisex Sweatshirt internet Sergeant Hulka managing a platoon

Sergeant Hulka managing a platoon of misfits who enlisted on a whim required the patience of a saint and the deadpan of a mortician

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Portland Phenoms - Maine - Vintage Defunct Baseball Teams - Unisex Sweatshirt internet Sergeant Hulka managing a platoonPortland's Phenoms joined the New England League as a Class F club in 1899. Minor league baseball was the lifeblood of small coastal cities across Maine in that era. Every summer evening, dockworkers and merchants gathered at the ballpark, bound together by the crack of a bat. Part of our Defunct Baseball collection, inspired by the vintage Minor League teams of yesteryear. The Details: Arched distressed charcoal serif text reads "PHENOMS" above a