I'm Just Here for the Mac and Cheese - Unisex Hoodie classic Light blue cursive script inside

Light blue cursive script inside reads "The Blue Oyster

Circular portrait of Scott Howard in tan and brown tones tops a vintage shield-shaped label outlined in red with decorative wheat flourishes

but Jack Burton's personal mythology runs on a different engine than reality

Distressed white cursive script reads "Tap Tap" across the top line and "Taparoo" beneath it

I'm Just Here for the Mac and Cheese - Unisex Hoodie classic Light blue cursive script insideMac and cheese in a Pyrex dish is the only reason anyone has ever voluntarily sat through a three hour family gathering. The sentence doesn't even need to finish because the casserole already said everything worth saying. The Details: Curved golden yellow bold text reads "I'M JUST HERE FOR THE" in rounded uppercase lettering with a weathered screen print texture. Below, a hand drawn illustration of a light blue casserole dish overflowing with golden