May the Wings of Liberty Never Lose a Feather - Long Sleeve T-Shirt brea A bordered rectangle below contains

A bordered rectangle below contains pixelated green text reading "YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY

rows of small stars frame "Estd 1887" and "Kalamazoo

That mustache alone settles more bar arguments than a rewind button ever could

Cursive hand-lettered script in dark blue reads "Zihuatanejo" across the top of a distressed vintage travel poster composition

May the Wings of Liberty Never Lose a Feather - Long Sleeve T-Shirt brea A bordered rectangle below containsJack Burton toasting liberty like a founding father who peaked at truck stop philosophy is the most beautifully unearned confidence ever put on screen. Wang Chi saved the day, but Jack got the speech. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: A cartoon portrait of Jack Burton in a white tank top raises a flaming drink against a red circle, with white kanji characters reading "" to the right. Golden yellow banner text reads "MAY THE WINGS