Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex Tank Top retrotech " a small star above

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and somehow it works as life advice for every situation involving pizza

A mid-century modern illustration depicts an A-frame bowling alley building in red and blue with yellow awnings and a red line-work parking lot

Large white inline-striped retro text reads "ENDOR" above a warm orange curved serif banner reading "SUMMER CAMP

Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex Tank Top retrotech " a small star abovePutting "Everything Hurts and I'm Dying" in varsity letterman script means physical deterioration finally has a team logo. Somewhere a whole roster of people over 30 just stood up too fast and felt deep squad pride. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "EVERYTHING" across the top. Large flowing white cursive script reads "Hurts" below, with a baseball style swoosh tail extending from the lettering. Bold distressed white uppercase text