Slow Jam Sloth - Unisex T-Shirt fletch1 Bold yellow block text reads

Bold yellow block text reads "KORBEN DALLAS'" above "TAXI SERVICE" in the same style

with a small rectangular hatch drawn on its side

Hans Gruber's event planning skills are criminally underrated

Running a casino where the skim funds half the Midwest requires a certain management philosophy involving baseball bats and plausible deniability

Slow Jam Sloth - Unisex T-Shirt fletch1 Bold yellow block text readsSloths playing saxophone look exactly like every jazz musician who peaked in 1977 and now plays the same hotel lobby every Tuesday with complete spiritual surrender. The tempo is non negotiable because the musician is biologically incapable of rushing. The Details: Golden yellow distressed serif text reads "SLOW JAM" across the top. A cartoon brown sloth with a white face hangs from a green leafed branch with both hands, holding a golden saxophone