If You Ain't First You're Last - 11oz Coffee Mug rr_track_mvb Nobody told him "a few

Nobody told him "a few laughs" meant defusing bombs barefoot while wrapped in Christmas lights

Mexico" above a small white bird silhouette at the bottom

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Bold white sans-serif text reads "I like eating my family and my friends

If You Ain't First You're Last - 11oz Coffee Mug rr_track_mvb Nobody told him "a fewGeorge Washington got to be first at everything because his only competition was a bunch of guys in wigs arguing about tea. Ricky Bobby would have lapped the entire Continental Congress and still found time to thank baby Jesus. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "IF YOU AIN'T FIRST," above a digital illustration of George Washington in a blue coat with red trim, white cravat, and white powdered wig, flanked by red, white, and blue stars.