Crack Addict Nutcracker - Long Sleeve T-Shirt mob Pink script text reads "World

Pink script text reads "World Famous" above large pink lettering reading "PARK AVENUE" with black text reading "RESTAURANT" below

Kevin inspired by Knockin' on Heaven's Door and Home Alone

Bold white block letters read "WWED" below

and that kind of emotional consistency deserves commitment

Crack Addict Nutcracker - Long Sleeve T-Shirt mob Pink script text reads "WorldNutcrackers have exactly one job and this one went ahead and made it a lifestyle. Somewhere a grandmother is reading that shirt, doing the math, and choosing violence at the dessert table. The Details: Vintage hand drawn illustration of a nutcracker in a red and green military uniform with a tall green hat dotted in white, gold brown face with a white mustache, flanked by scattered white snowflakes. Ornate white gothic serif text below reads "Crack