It's Not a Dad Bod It's a Father Figure - Unisex Sweatshirt science "Trophy wife" printed in bowling

"Trophy wife" printed in bowling league font on someone buying bulk paper towels at Costco is the hardest flex in any marriage

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It's Not a Dad Bod It's a Father Figure - Unisex Sweatshirt science "Trophy wife" printed in bowlingRebranding a gut as a "father figure" takes the same energy as calling a recliner "home office infrastructure." The belly didn't change, but now it has a title and demands respect at the cookout. The Details: Lowercase white retro rounded serif text reads "it's not a" above "dad bod it's a" in the same groovy 1970s inspired style. Bold uppercase white slab serif text reads "FATHER FIGURE" in a larger scale with a distressed vintage texture. Fit &