Your Mom is My Cardio - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:White green text reads "US MILITARY

green text reads "US MILITARY SURPLUS AND GENUINE ISSUE GEAR" above a bordered line listing "CAMO · GRENADES · KNIFES · ROCKET LAUNCHERS · AMMO · BAZOOKAS

Small white bowling pin and ball icons sit above red script text reading "NEW" and a sage-green inverted triangle bearing lowercase cream script "san gabriel" and "lanes

Santa winking next to that lyric is the Norman Rockwell painting that got a WAP remix

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Your Mom is My Cardio - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:White green text reads "US MILITARYPutting a "your mom" joke in gold 1977 Pontiac Trans Am lettering is the typographic equivalent of wearing a tuxedo to a food fight. The font matured but the joke absolutely refused to. The Details: Retro 1970s inline letterforms with parallel striped lines within each character read "YOUR MOM IS MY" in distressed black ink. Bold golden yellow text with a dark outline reads "CARDIO" below in a larger, heavier weight with the same distressed texture