Stop! Hammer Time - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Two red five-pointed stars flank

Two red five-pointed stars flank distressed white stencil text reading "THIS ONE'S" above blue text reading "FOR" and "YOU" on either side of a gray Aiwa portable cassette player labeled "AUTOREVERSE

Arched cream text reads "WORLD'S FIRST TIME TRAVELER" around a vintage hand-drawn portrait of Einstein in beige tones

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"In Your Handwriting" means this doormat perfected forgery before he ever perfected a fist

Stop! Hammer Time - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Two red five-pointed stars flankReducing MC Hammer's entire cultural legacy to three preschool icons is the most respectful thing anyone's done for the man since parachute pants. Everyone who reads your chest becomes a willing participant in the lowest stakes IQ test ever administered. The Details: White distressed stop sign icon labeled "STOP," a hammer silhouette, and a clock face are arranged left to right in a horizontal row. Together they form a rebus puzzle reading "Stop