The Steaks Are High - Unisex Sweatshirt shenandoah as a black bowling ball

as a black bowling ball strikes white pins with green stripes amid red atomic-era starburst accents

followed by smaller golden text reading "KICK YOUR ASS • KICK YOUR FACE • KICK YOUR BALLS" and "INTO OUTER SPACE" on a separate line

High fly ball into right field

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The Steaks Are High - Unisex Sweatshirt shenandoah as a black bowling ballCows playing poker while visibly baked is the only honest portrayal of a Thursday night card game ever put on record. Every other version leaves out the part where nobody remembers the blinds and the cigar is decorative at best. The Details: Distressed white arched block text reads "THE STEAKS ARE HIGH" across the top. A cartoon illustration depicts two Holstein cows with red eyes seated in chairs at a green poker table, one puffing a cigar with gray