The Cornholio Kid - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL A blonde skater in red

A blonde skater in red poses with one arm raised beside "SKATING CLUB" and "ELYRIA OHIO" in black and white lettering

" A red ribbon banner contains white text reading "WORKOUT

gripping a baseball in its front legs

during the tiki craze of the 1960s

The Cornholio Kid - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL A blonde skater in redCornholio needs no sensei, no crane kick, just TP for his bunghole and absolute conviction. Miyagi would have sent him home in forty seconds. Inspired by The Karate Kid and Beavis and Butt Head. The Details: Dark silhouettes of birds fly above a figure in Cornholio's raised arms pose, standing on an olive tan shoreline with light blue waves in a muted, posterized composition. White serif text at the bottom reads "The Cornholio Kid" in a classic movie