Forget Lab Safety - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Surf Bold white weathered text reads

Bold white weathered text reads "CHOPPA

Weathered red text below reads "TEXAS LEAGUE" above "BASEBALL CLUB

Bald eagles exist on currency and government seals specifically so we forget they'd absolutely prioritize a cold one over democracy

Distressed white bold sans-serif text reads "RE-ELECT" above "GOLDIE

Forget Lab Safety - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Surf Bold white weathered text readsDrinking mystery chemicals from an Erlenmeyer flask is just OSHA noncompliance with a dream. Goggles technically count as safety compliance even when the protocol is "chug and hope for superpowers." The Details: Distressed white block text reads "FORGET LAB" above larger bold white text reading "SAFETY." A retro style illustration depicts a scientist in goggles and a white lab coat tipping a green Erlenmeyer flask to his lips. White text below reads