Don't Ask Me How I Wipe T-Shirt Size:L The long sleeve tee itself

The long sleeve tee itself is soft

It’s the kind of observation that didn’t need to be said… but now that it has

calm as anything

This mug turns lived experience into a daily beverage accessory

Don't Ask Me How I Wipe T-Shirt Size:L The long sleeve tee itselfSome people go into the woods to reconnect with nature. Others go because the gas station hot dog gave them no choice. This solid black t shirt is for the second group. Simple. Direct. Spiritually unclean. Built for campfires, questionable survival skills, fishing trips, and standing near a tree line looking like youve seen things no person should ever witness, this shirt lets everyone know two important facts: you fear nothing, and hygiene has become