Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Red Salmon on a grill is

Salmon on a grill is the only acceptable reason to tell someone you've been smoking all weekend

Distressed white cursive script reads "Edelen's" above bold yellow block letters reading "BRAIDWOOD" flanked by two small yellow stars

DILF printed across a man's chest does exactly zero percent of its work as a fireworks acronym

and a large burnt orange sun with horizontal stripe elements across the sky

Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Red Salmon on a grill isPutting "Everything Hurts and I'm Dying" in varsity letterman script means physical deterioration finally has a team logo. Somewhere a whole roster of people over 30 just stood up too fast and felt deep squad pride. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "EVERYTHING" across the top. Large flowing white cursive script reads "Hurts" below, with a baseball style swoosh tail extending from the lettering. Bold distressed white uppercase text