I'd Ride That - Unisex Tank Top bangor Large gradient teal-to-light-blue distressed text

Large gradient teal-to-light-blue distressed text reads "MAGIC" above white rounded text reading "THAT'S REAL

which is the most East Village thing ever

Bold white serif text reading "BICKLE CAB CO

beside a retro cartoon cardinal mascot gripping a black bowling ball with small red feathers floating nearby

I'd Ride That - Unisex Tank Top bangor Large gradient teal-to-light-blue distressed textJet ski innuendo only works on people who've never met a man with a boat and a divorce. Plausible deniability dies the moment grandma recognizes the phrase from every dive bar since Nixon. The Details: White vintage style illustration depicts a square jawed man in a life vest riding a jet ski through splashing water. Bold white block uppercase text below reads "I'D RIDE THAT." Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Tank with ribbed trim. Material: 100%