If You Ain't First You're Last - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL with a grinning anthropomorphic moon

with a grinning anthropomorphic moon face and radiating rays in the upper left

and "TEXAS" in dark spaced capitals

Inspired by Home Alone

holding an oversized combat knife

If You Ain't First You're Last - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL with a grinning anthropomorphic moonGeorge Washington got to be first at everything because his only competition was a bunch of guys in wigs arguing about tea. Ricky Bobby would have lapped the entire Continental Congress and still found time to thank baby Jesus. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "IF YOU AIN'T FIRST," above a digital illustration of George Washington in a blue coat with red trim, white cravat, and white powdered wig, flanked by red, white, and blue stars.