United Citizen Federation - Unisex Hoodie Color:Black and the unshakable belief that

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A vintage comic-style illustration depicts a male action figure crawling on all fours in a white tank top and red Santa hat

Bold white block text reads "WICKED SMAHT" across the top

Smaller gold serif text reads "828 S

United Citizen Federation - Unisex Hoodie Color:Black and the unshakable belief thatCitizenship requires federal service, which sounds reasonable until the recruiting office is staffed by amputees who still think it was worth it. Nothing says propaganda like a logo designed to make fascism feel like a semester abroad. Inspired by Starship Troopers. The Details: Distressed white circular emblem depicts the United Citizen Federation insignia, a stylized bird of prey gripping a globe with wings spread upward. Bold white text reads