Fight or Flight - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S A large ornate serif display

A large ornate serif display font in distressed white reads "OKAYEST" in the center

A vintage caricature of a batter in a red cap

Leaving an unflushed yule log is the most honest holiday tradition a man over 50 can offer

" replicating the weathered look of late-1970s film title cards

Fight or Flight - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S A large ornate serif displayPenguins lost the flight option millions of years ago, so evolution left exactly one response and a surprising comfort with cutlery. That scarf confirms he was somewhere civilized before he chose violence. The Details: Distressed white arched text in a chunky retro style reads "FIGHT OR FLIGHT." Below, a cartoon penguin with black and white coloring, an orange beak, orange feet, a wide staring eye, and a dark green scarf grips a knife in one flipper.