Falkor Fantasy Rides - Unisex Sweatshirt breakfast club Inspired by National Lampoon's Christmas

Inspired by National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

Three yellow rectangular bars contain black uppercase text listing each rule about sleep

Everyone who reads your chest becomes a willing participant in the lowest stakes IQ test ever administered

hand-lettered red text reading "NOW I HAVE A MACHINE GUN

Falkor Fantasy Rides - Unisex Sweatshirt breakfast club Inspired by National Lampoon's ChristmasFalkor's Yelp page is all five star reviews and passengers ugly crying into his fur at 10,000 feet. Golden retriever energy with a commercial flight license is a dangerous combination. Inspired by The NeverEnding Story. The Details: A digital illustration of Falkor the Luck Dragon depicts a white and light blue body with floppy ears, pink tongue, and open mouth, surrounded by small scattered stars. Distressed golden yellow ornate serif text below