Safety Third - Women's T-Shirt Size:M Arched distressed yellow serif text

Arched distressed yellow serif text reads "COFFEE" above a vintage 1950s advertisement-style illustration of a grinning man in a yellow plaid shirt holding a coffee cup

Bold italic golden-yellow text reads "MILNER'S SPEED SHOP" with "1962" in an oval badge to the right

and blue striped headband

Sloths playing saxophone look exactly like every jazz musician who peaked in 1977 and now plays the same hotel lobby every Tuesday with complete spiritual surrender

Safety Third - Women's T-Shirt Size:M Arched distressed yellow serif textRanking safety third implies it still made the list, which is generous for anyone lighting firecrackers like a bouquet at their own funeral. Missing eyebrows every July tell the rest of the story. The Details: Slightly arched white varsity style block text reads "SAFETY THIRD" across the upper chest. Cartoon style hands in skin tone ink appear below, one gripping a bundle of red firecrackers, the other holding a lit lighter approaching the fuse. Fit &