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Losing a hot dog to the campfire is the only tragedy where everyone watches in silence and nobody calls 911

wearing a light blue cap labeled "CHARLIES" and gripping a light blue bat

mouth open with fangs bared

Putting a rat next to a donkey in a Victorian etching so your own brain has to say the swear word is outsourcing profanity at its finest

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