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" with clean white uppercase spaced lettering reading "LAS VEGAS" beneath it

one arm raised holding a bowling ball

Places like this carried the promise that paradise could be found on any Main Street in America

mouth open mid-scream

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - Unisex Tank Top restaurant " with clean white uppercaseTranslating "eat a bag of dicks" into medieval English and slapping it on a tapestry style knight is the most effort anyone has ever put into plausible deniability. Half the people reading this shirt are doing Latin root analysis at a barbecue. The Details: A medieval manuscript style illustration shows an armored knight riding a horse draped in a red and gold caparison, walking across a grassy ground in muted earth tones. Golden blackletter text