Christmas Cocktails - Unisex Sweatshirt comedy surrounded by light blue starfish

surrounded by light blue starfish shapes

blue water

flanked by white lightning bolts and the numbers "19" and "89

because resentment seasons everything from memory

Christmas Cocktails - Unisex Sweatshirt comedy surrounded by light blue starfishCalling a martini a "little present you give to yourself" sounds like something a therapist would flag, but the Santa hat makes it festive so it's fine. Midcentury glamour exists solely to make coping mechanisms look like lifestyle choices. The Details: Arched golden yellow text reading "Holiday Survival For Everyone" sits on a red banner above a 1950s style illustration of a blonde woman in a Santa hat and black dress holding two martini glasses,